Fresh Meat: The Essential Guide for New Undergraduates/the by Jesse Armstrong,Sam Bain

The final better half to Fresh Meat, the award-winning Channel four comedy through Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain

What's the key to JP's sexual prowess? How does Howard beat the buffet each time? What does Vod fairly take into consideration drink, medicines and Salman Rushdie? and may Kingsley's diary spill his precise emotions for Josie? (hopefully now not as stomach-churning as Oregon's sext messages with Professor Shales...)

Edited through Oregon, and with contributions from the entire housemates, this can be a actual consultant to scholar lifestyles - the single the preachy brochures and prospectuses do not inform you approximately. From entering into a pupil condo to fresher's week, from selecting classes to picking associates, the publication files each aspect - hilarious, sordid, poignant and successful - because the youngsters stumble via college existence. A scrap booklet of diary entries, manifestos, diagrams and instructions it comprises: JP's weekly procuring record and primary Hollywood screenplay, Josie's scholar recipes for 'Munge' (and 'Chunge'), Vod's literary feedback and hangover remedy, Howard's James Bond fan-fiction, Oregon's literary erotica and Kinglsey's band reports and critique of the last word Frisbee Society.

'A necessary successor to The Inbetweeners ... the easiest programme approximately scholars because the young children' Daily Telegraph on FRESH MEAT

'I by no means notion i would get pleasure from reliving the abject horror of my pupil days rather up to i've got' Guardian on clean Meat

'This book's major goal is to motivate having fun, yet, just like the most sensible laughs, it truly is according to evidence that ring real' Evening Standard

Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain are British comedy writers, who met when learning at Manchester college. they've got collaborated on acclaimed tv comedy exhibits resembling Smack the Pony, Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look, and the flicks Magicians and Four Lions. Jesse Armstrong additionally co-wrote the BAFTA successful The Thick of It and In the Loop. Fresh Meat gained most sensible New Comedy on the British Comedy Awards in 2011.